Simple Math

If x=the number of days between my conception and my birth

and y=the number of days between my birth and now,

then x=y.

I've been out as long as I was in!

In other news, I went for my nine-month checkup the other day. I weigh 20 lbs, 8 oz., I'm 28.5 inches long, and my head is 18.7 inches in circumference (yes, it's still in the 90th percentile).

I am SO BIG!