Magnificent Obsession

My father has an obsession. He can't stop putting cloth diapers and cloth diaper accessories on my head. He claims he likes cloth diapers because they're easier on the environment and cheaper than disposable diapers. I think he just likes to put them on my head.

Exhibit A:
This picture was taken just after I turned three months old. You can see the beginnings of the addiction here. This is just one of several photographs I have the document the problem early one.


Exhibit B:

Ten months later it is easy to see how the problem has grown. He now makes sailor hats out of diapers. It makes me feel a little bit better that he also puts the diapers on his head, but there is no photographic evidence of this fact.

I think I'm going to order a Peter Potty for myself so I can be rid of the diapers once and for all, although I'm not sure that will stop him.